http://www.democraticunderground.com http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Fri, 24 May 2013 19:33:39 Fri, 24 May 2013 19:33:39 You have to use ten words or more in the blank to make a story.

The bloodier or funnier or funnier bloodier the better.

Have fun!... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/245 Thu, 17 Mar 2011 11:59:01 "No, I want to wear this dress!" stamps foot repeatedly. Cries.

"But it doesn't fit you!" says the tailor.

"I don't care!!!!" rolls on floor, frothing at mouth, kicking and screaming and pounding the floor. "It's MY special day, goddammit, and the ENTIRE WORLD is waiting to see me beautiful an... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/244 Wed, 02 Mar 2011 14:49:48 Since she seems to have destroyed her career with her silly little salvo yesterday.

"This rifle has 32 Palins of blowback!"

or

"Holy crap, my car had a massive palin yesterday!"

on edit: eponym was the word I was looking for... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/242 Thu, 13 Jan 2011 19:21:24 What a fucking depressing switch. NBC should have had the courtesy to say something like "As we switch to our regular programming now, especially after that absolutely brilliant example of public speaking and thoughtful insight, we just want to warn you that we're switching to Guy Fiettttttttti in a... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/243 Wed, 12 Jan 2011 21:30:22 no clergy training, and no individual congregation accountability.

(though the Southern Baptists do have the clergy training, and even some of the non-denominationals have pastors that have gone to seminary, or whatever shithole ignorant podunk fuckass school they call a 'seminary', usually somet... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/241 Thu, 30 Dec 2010 18:50:32 Assholes.

The only reason for having a subwoofer in a car is to be a prick. It has absolutely NOTHING to do with "music appreciation". It's SOLELY to be a prick.

Communities need to have one or two cops whose only job is noise enforcement (loud cars, loud parties, loud yelling/shouting, loud s... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/239 Mon, 18 Oct 2010 17:48:06 because they know that today is going to be the best day of their life.

In this order:

1. Genesis (Gabriel era)
2. Yes
3. David Bowie + David Byrne + Philip Glass doing something together
4. Allman Brothers
5. Led Zeppelin
6. Frank Zappa
7. Bill Hicks
8. Jethro Tull
9. Rush
10. Pink ... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/238 Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:39:34 in the confines of my home, and without the spectacle and sound of the theater, I'm surprised at how utterly and truly awful this film is on every level - script, acting, dialogue, directing, editing - it's just fucking awful.

I'm about halfway through right now, and even some of the subliterate ... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/236 Wed, 17 Mar 2010 07:36:42 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35897559/ns/business-consumer_news/

PARIS - The Champagne industry's trade association, the Interprofessional Committee of Champagne Wine, said Tuesday it is launching a new standard bottle to cut carbon emissions.

The new bottle looks the same as ever but weighs 83... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/237 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:39:13 to a foreign country. And a foreign country that has no economic bonus to the US, too.

... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/235 Thu, 14 Jan 2010 00:26:45 which she did oh so very quietly. My father was still sleeping, and I grew suspicious. I was only seven, but even I knew that a stay-at-home mom doesn't normally sneak out of the house in her finest dressings, perfumed up like a cheap Singapore whore, walking only in her nylons. She put her shoes on... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/234 Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:57:13 Man, those were different times, wild and heady and primal.

I can't believe it took four and a half million years for you fuckers to invent air conditioning, though.

Fucking hell. Do you know how much laundry I've had to do over the years because of you late-blooming morons?... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/233 Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:20:44 No, didn't think so.

Amazing how people can so easily let their emotions run the day and say fuck all to actual facts, data, and science.

Here are some more awful things that will happen when the probe contacts the moon that you should be ignorantly freaking out about:

1) The temperature in... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/232 Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:57:16 You fucking shitwit.

Seriously - what kind of fucking moron loser goes on a reality TV show to find a spouse?

I'm watching, in protest that this fucking imbecile show is pre-empting Hell's Kitchen, some fucking marriage show with a bunch of fucking losers who think that going on a reality TV s... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/231 Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:19:38 Last: "The final catharsis, the ultimate most wondrous and breathtakingly soul-cleansing and liberating catharsis, was that moment, that proud moment, that moment of hope and life and new days and ebullient heart-expanding joy when I stopped, a pause in the whirlwind and maelstrom of the previous si... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/230 Fri, 28 Aug 2009 12:39:48 [i]and it shrank my willy to a gom jabbar, if you know what I mean. Thufir, with those fat eyebrows, would sit on the edge of the pool fondling himself, mumbling over and over about his 'big fat sandworm', and my God, it was! Like a sandworm. Not like a sandworm's, no; his was like a sandworm. Creep... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/229 Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:13:00 Sorry, I'm still pissed off about what an utter fucking abomination the new Star Trek movie is.

I know, I know. It's been months.

But I'm still pissed.

I don't think I've ever felt so betrayed by anything, not even Nemesis, not even First Contact, not even Insurrection, not even the all-war... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/228 Sun, 23 Aug 2009 14:09:10 where he's entirely different than the real William Shatner but more shit explodes and breasts are bigger and there isn't any of that annoying-as-hell "make me think so brain hurt" plot to worry about, so critics think it's a better reality and they're breaking their pelvises with the eager rapidity... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/227 Mon, 27 Jul 2009 23:50:07 The adultery itself is irrelevant, and no one should give a shit anyway. Who cares? I don't fucking care. Bop whoever you want.

The real issue - the ONLY issue of value in this stupid story, is the continued proving that the Republican Christian "Family Values holier-than-thou" assholery they've ... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/226 Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:30:18 Fer God's sake, everyone, an education is never wasted just because one does something else than what one studied.

We learn for the sake of learning - to make us fuller, rounder, more interesting and more engaged human beings.

Career is entirely separate from education.

We might go into our... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/225 Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:44:44 Coulter follow-up: "Clearly Obama has pulled a Hitlerian move here in forcing these two to marry so as to appear that his administration is not violently anti-traditional marriage."

O'Reilly: "Of course, America-hating liberals prefer to get engaged in cheese-eating surrender-monkey land, and not... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/224 Sat, 06 Jun 2009 17:22:11 Also helps if you have a sports car and a job with no chance of upward mobility.

If you can't manage the sports car, then at least get a neon license plate holder, and preferably a money clip.

If the money clip has something on it that tells a woman you are the coolest, greatest guy ever - lik... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/223 Sat, 06 Jun 2009 10:19:29 One that gets ramped out here every time there's some situation where people can get all self-righteous and holier-than-thou and "I'm the most tolerant person in the world, but..." whatever the self-righteous cause du jour happens to be.

Forgiveness most absolutely does not imply remorse. It does... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/222 Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:34:44 I read it with visions of the Republican/rightwing/fundamentalist unholy lust for a Buchenwald in every community with them working the ovens, and am so utterly proud and joyous and filled with dance to know we finally are blessed with a president who's morally tired of the republicans' sanctificati... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/221 Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:37:08 He is so on a child's level, emotionally.

"What do you miss?"

"I miss what the presidency did for me - the fun stuff! Wee hee!!"

"Do you miss anything about serving the people, leading the nation, being the bearer of a vision, molding a people? Any of that?"

"I love Jesus! Wee hee!! Now,... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/Rabrrrrrr/220 Fri, 29 May 2009 08:47:34