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Happy Holidays – just kidding… Merry Christmas to all of our subscribers! We at 1%er Talking Points hope you spend your end-of-year bonuses in good health as we all look forward to another y... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/180 Mon, 28 Nov 2011 22:24:59 [b]Satire from http://thedesperateblogger.com/2011/10/scores-of-protestors-sickened-by-godfather%e2%80%99s-pizza/[/b]

New York (DBI) – As if their depiction by GOP Presidential hopeful Herman Cain wasn’t already hard enough to swallow, scores of ‘Occupy Wall Street’ protestors were rushed to area... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/179 Mon, 10 Oct 2011 20:26:55 The most wanted man in Libya is now wanted in Stockholm, but for a very different reason.

Moammar Qadafi has won the 2011Nobel Peace Prize.

Citing his official renunciation of terrorism beyond his own country’s borders as well as his leadership during his year-long tenure as Chairman of the Af... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/178 Thu, 06 Oct 2011 20:17:13 [b][i]Satire from http://thedesperateblogger.com/2011/09/florida-fallout-perry-romney-withdraw-from-gop-race/[/b][/i]

With just 406 days remaining until the 2012 Presidential election, the Republican nominating process moved inexorably toward its conclusion today as former front-runners Rick Perr... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/177 Mon, 26 Sep 2011 15:33:48 [b]SATIRE[/b] from: http://thedesperateblogger.com/2011/09/ahmadinejad-resigns-iranian-presidency-launches-gop-bid/

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today continued his tradition of stunning the international community during his annual appearances before the United Nations General Assembly ... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/176 Fri, 23 Sep 2011 12:59:54 [b]Satire from http://thedesperateblogger.com/2011/09/trump-tea-party-dinner-series-continues-with-bachmanns/ [/b]

Following his much ballyhooed dinner date with GOP front runner Rick Perry, Donald Trump wasted no time before his next high level tea party dinner powwow.

But when The Donald din... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/175 Thu, 15 Sep 2011 23:41:48 [b]SATIRE from http://thedesperateblogger.com/2011/09/giuliani-filing-may-signal-2012-presidential-bid/ [/b]

Former New York City Mayor and 2008 Republican presidential hopeful Rudolph W. Giuliani’s announcement that he has filed the necessary papers to officially change his name represents a cle... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/174 Sun, 11 Sep 2011 21:52:55 [b]SATIRE[/b] from http://thedesperateblogger.com/2011/09/gop-debates-losing-relevance-as-draft-andwich-movement-grows/

While eight 2012 Republican Presidential hopefuls prepare to take the stage Wednesday night at the Ronald Reagan Library in Simi Valley, California and an anxious 24/7 cable and... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/173 Wed, 07 Sep 2011 08:50:00 [b]SATIRE [/b]from http://thedesperateblogger.com/wp-admin/post.php?action=edit&post=1509&message=6

Under the most bizarre of circumstances, Sarah Palin announced this morning that she has decided to endorse Texas Governor Rick Perry for President in the 2012 elections.

In a moment described b... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/172 Fri, 02 Sep 2011 12:06:58 [b]SATIRE [/b]from http://thedesperateblogger.com/

Speaking at a press conference on the grounds of his La Jolla, California vacation compound, former 2012 GOP presidential front-runner Mitt Romney today ‘broke ground’ on his proposed jobs creation plan, which he claims, “will create a jobs Mecca... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/171 Thu, 01 Sep 2011 17:47:54 No Virginia, there is no Santa Claus.

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor prides himself on being consistent. Before all of the missing had been found earlier this year after a category five tornado ravaged Joplin, Missouri, the Virginia Republican announced that he would not support funding for e... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/170 Wed, 31 Aug 2011 22:40:20 [b][i][u]SATIRE[/b][/i][/u] from: http://thedesperateblogger.com/

A morning rally on Wall Street appeared to gain momentum after a 5.9 magnitude earthquake centered outside Washington shook buildings and frayed nerves up and down the Northeast Corridor. At 2:45 PM Eastern time, the Dow Jones Ind... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/169 Tue, 23 Aug 2011 15:52:37 [b]Satire from http://thedesperateblogger.com/2011/08/meet-the-lone-danger-an-exclusive-q-a-with-rick-perry/[/b]

[i]Editors Note: While a request to the Perry campaign for an interview was denied citing scheduling conflicts, Gov. Perry was gracious enough to consent to the brief ‘get acquainted’ ... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/168 Wed, 17 Aug 2011 14:14:13 [b]Satire from http://thedesperateblogger.com/2011/08/country-divided-over-congressional-recess/[/b]

Should Congress continue as normal with its summer recess, or return to Washington to work on the myriad of crises facing the country?

It appears that the people are as divided on this issue a... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/167 Tue, 16 Aug 2011 12:48:45 [i](SATIRE from http://www.TheDesperateBlogger.com)[/i]

In the wake of last Friday’s Standard & Poor’s downgrade of the United States’ long-term debt — which focused in large part on the effect that the nation’s political climate may have on its future creditworthiness – nine Wall Street brokera... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/166 Mon, 08 Aug 2011 22:41:47 July 28, 2011

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London, England (DBI) – The British International Press Association (BIPA) announced today that its Executive Board has chosen obscure upstart T... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/164 Thu, 21 Jul 2011 22:38:03 [b][i]SATIRE from http://thedesperateblogger.com/2011/07/seeking-compromise-boehner-proposes-gay-tax/[/b][/i]

Calling it “an effort to find middle ground” with Democrats and the President, House Speaker John Boehner today broke with the majority of his party and stated his willingness to support ... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/163 Thu, 14 Jul 2011 00:01:54 [i][b]Satire [/b]from http://thedesperateblogger.com/2011/07/congressional-panel-to-study-proposed-%E2%80%98news-corpnsa-merger%E2%80%99/[/i]

Beltway insiders expect the heat level in the lingering debate over privatization of government programs to reach unprecedented heights later this week whe... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/162 Tue, 12 Jul 2011 21:41:15 [i]Satire from http://thedesperateblogger.com/2011/07/yankees-give-loyal-fan-huge-tax-problem/[/i]

Christian Lopez was one of over 48,000 fans who entered Yankee Stadium yesterday hoping to witness history in the making. Several hours later, the young cell phone salesman who many were hailing as ... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/161 Sun, 10 Jul 2011 11:04:29 http://thedesperateblogger.com/2011/07/cnn-set-to-compromise-reputation-for-ratings/

Less than 24 hours after canceling former New York governor Eliot Spitzer’s prime time talk show, ‘In the Arena’, CNN today announced the latest addition to its lineup – and at the same time shocked industry anal... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/160 Thu, 07 Jul 2011 21:57:26 [b]SATIRE from & working links @ http://thedesperateblogger.com/2011/07/bungled-burglary-may-signal-shift-in-gop-tax-policy/[/b]

Two weeks ago, it seemed like a routine crime.

On the evening of June 17, an alert security guard notified Cleveland police when he realized someone had used duct ta... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/159 Sun, 03 Jul 2011 00:25:53 [i]Satire from http://www.thedesperateblogger.com/[/i]

Republican 2012 Presidential hopeful Tim Pawlenty remains hospitalized after accidentally being buried alive following a graveside memorial service he attended this morning.

According to Newton Toomey, an anonymous source familiar with the... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/158 Wed, 22 Jun 2011 20:45:29 SATIRE from: http://thedesperateblogger.com/2011/06/mccain-%E2%80%9Co%E2%80%99leary%E2%80%99s-cow-entered-chicago-illegally%E2%80%9D/

Just one day after suggesting that illegal immigrants were responsible for setting the wildfires that continue to ravage his home state of Arizona – as well as eng... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/157 Wed, 22 Jun 2011 00:06:38 SATIRE from http://thedesperateblogger.com/2011/06/fraud-allegations-taint-al-zawahiri-victory/

ABBOTABAD, PAKISTAN (DBI) – Ayman al-Zawahiri is drawing fire, but not from U.S. Navy SEALS.

Shortly after it was announced that the long-time al Qaeda ‘Number 2’ had been named the international te... http://journals.democraticunderground.com/The System Stinks/156 Thu, 16 Jun 2011 23:58:11