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	Who Time's Man of the Year should have been
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	Dick Armey, founder of the teabag movement.<br />
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The award is to the person who'd affected the world the most, for good or evil. Naming Armey would have done two things: it would have pointed out the one person who's most responsible for the impending doom our nation faces, and it would have, for all ...
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	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/jmowreader/14
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	Thu, 16 Dec 2010 21:29:02
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	On drywall, with consideration to the kind from China
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	There's a thread about Chinese drywall on the LBN forum. In it there's a lot of strange information, such as the concept greed brought that rock to our shores. Someone in that thread urged me to write an article about drywall. Without further ado, here we go.<br />
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[b]Begin at the beginning[/b]<br />
In 189...
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	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/jmowreader/13
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	Sat, 03 Apr 2010 21:01:57
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	I have a very strange question about charter school operators
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	Is there ANYTHING in a charter contract that prevents the operator from taking the school private?<br />
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I just had this really weird thought. A charter is a school that gets public funding, but is run by a private company. Thanks to Bush's and Obama's love of charters they are getting quite a bit of m...
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	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/jmowreader/12
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	<pubDate>
	Tue, 09 Feb 2010 12:35:54
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	You wouldn't believe some of the shit on the Internet...
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	presented without comment:<br />
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http://www.poopreport.com...
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	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/jmowreader/11
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	Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:01:10
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	Someone tutched the but!
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	http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/08/funny-pictures-something-has-touched-the-tail-of-the-kitten.jpg<br />
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I swearz I did not make this!...
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	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/jmowreader/10
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	<pubDate>
	Sun, 24 Aug 2008 09:29:20
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	<title>
	Someone tutched the but!
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	<description>
	http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/08/funny-pictures-something-has-touched-the-tail-of-the-kitten.jpg<br />
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I swearz I did not make this!...
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	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/jmowreader/9
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	<pubDate>
	Sun, 24 Aug 2008 09:29:06
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	Coming soon to a mailbox near you:
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	Dear Motorist:<br />
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Safety is the most important goal of the Division of Motor Vehicles. To ensure the safety of the citizens of our beautiful state, we have contracted with Quick Buck Traffic Services, Inc., whose state-of-the-art traffic cameras provide 24-hour traffic monitoring services to over 25...
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	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/jmowreader/8
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	Sat, 12 Jul 2008 20:37:17
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	A prayer for all Democrats. Say this every day.
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	Dear God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha and the Flying Spaghetti Monster:<br />
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On this day of days, we seek your divine providence in a matter of grave urgency to the entire world.<br />
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We ask you to keep a very few men and women--just twenty-two in number--safe, warm and healthy at least until 2008.<br />
<br />
These pe...
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	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/jmowreader/6
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	<pubDate>
	Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:19:52
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	Why Brian Schweitzer will win the presidency in 2008
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	In the 1999-2000 time frame, the Republican Party sold us this real great candidate. George W. Bush was his name.<br />
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He was a small businessman. He had met a payroll. He knew what it was like to put food on the table. (Even though he said it as &quot;putting food on your family.&quot; But we all knew what he ...
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	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/jmowreader/7
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	<pubDate>
	Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:38:35
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	I'd prefer he be &quot;completely off Meth&quot;
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	Let me see...gay man who doesn't use Meth, or straight man who cooks out in his garage...which one does Jesus hate worse?<br />
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I know which one the fire department hates worse....
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	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/jmowreader/5
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	<pubDate>
	Tue, 06 Feb 2007 17:00:55
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	Breaking: Bush officially moves US to metric system
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	At 3pm today, pResident Bush signed an executive order placing the United States on the Metric System.<br />
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This order calls for all measuring tools to be converted to metric within 90 days. All road signs will be updated with metric measurements. All citizens are to surrender their traditional measur...
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	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/jmowreader/4
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	<pubDate>
	Fri, 25 Aug 2006 20:02:01
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	I just about died when I read this one (terra)
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	Today's paper was all covered up with news of this Huge Plot To Blow Up Airliners, as one might expect.<br />
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It got hysterical when they started discussing binary explosives. Said the paper, the terrorists could mix ANFO, the blend of ammonium nitrate and fuel oil that was used to destroy the Murrah B...
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	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/jmowreader/3
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	<pubDate>
	Fri, 11 Aug 2006 17:42:58
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	A sober, reasoned analysis of Bush's speech
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	There's a very old joke about an author who receives a rejection notice from a publisher. &quot;Parts of your manuscript are both good and original. Unfortunately, the parts that are good are not original, and the parts that are original are not good.&quot;<br />
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So it is with pResident Bush's latest attempt at ...
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	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/jmowreader/2
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	<pubDate>
	Mon, 15 May 2006 23:20:13
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	How not to return a door
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	I got a call from the returns desk. &quot;Can you come up and verify a door?&quot; Some guy who claimed to be a contractor brought this door back.<br />
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Here's a helpful household hint, kids: If you're trying to return an entry door to a lumberyard, it should not look like this if you want them to accept it:<br />
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...
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	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/jmowreader/1
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	<pubDate>
	Sat, 29 Apr 2006 17:56:36
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