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    <title>primate1's Journal - Democratic Underground</title>
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	<title>
	Slap Chop Remix
	</title>
	<description>
	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA<br />
<br />
You're welcome....
	</description>
	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/34
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	<pubDate>
	Wed, 29 Apr 2009 15:34:18
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	<title>
	Swine flu is a lie! Wake up people! THIS IS THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!
	</title>
	<description>
	Avoid heavily populated areas, stock up on non-perishables and weaponry. Remember to include melee weapons in your weaponry cache, such as baseball and cricket bats, or crow bars. And most importantly, listen to lots of [link:www.youtube.com/watch?v=utT0lLC6d5Q|Converge] and other such bands to main...
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	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/35
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	<pubDate>
	Wed, 29 Apr 2009 15:31:17
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	<title>
	Beatniks: The original punks, or the original posers?
	</title>
	<description>
	http://mitchclem.com/nothingnice/comics/20081223.gif...
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	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/32
	</link>
	<pubDate>
	Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:02:54
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	<title>
	I am not a Twilight fan, but this review of the movie makes me glad it exists...
	</title>
	<description>
	http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/film_review.asp?ID=3998<br />
<br />
&quot;Parents need not freak, as Meyer's tale is by and large chaste, its backbone Edward's repression of his thirst for blood, which serves as a blunt metaphor for carnal impulses and, consequently, establishes the entire affair as a saga of s...
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	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/31
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	<pubDate>
	Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:43:44
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	<title>
	I think Taverner's post needs to be rephrased: Are you a &quot;real American?&quot;
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	<description>
	http://srv0204-05.sjc3.imeem.com/g/p/fc106ba427ea5b40fedef13546775d85_web.gif...
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	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/30
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	<pubDate>
	Tue, 21 Oct 2008 16:09:10
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	<title>
	Juggalos.
	</title>
	<description>
	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalos<br />
<br />
I don't get it. Seriously....
	</description>
	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/29
	</link>
	<pubDate>
	Sun, 30 Sep 2007 03:21:26
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	<title>
	So I was walking to my friends' place this afternoon...
	</title>
	<description>
	And this creepy middle-aged dude in a red pick-up truck pulled up beside me and asked me if I wanted to &quot;have some fun.&quot; I'm not sure what &quot;some fun&quot; entails, but something tells me he didn't want to play Guitar Hero. Creeeeepyyyyyyyyy.<br />
<br />
:scared:...
	</description>
	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/28
	</link>
	<pubDate>
	Mon, 03 Sep 2007 21:33:30
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	<title>
	Dethklok is the best, heaviest, most brutally epic band in the universe, ever.
	</title>
	<description>
	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90QeBRmpUBs<br />
<br />
http://blog.thedevilsgarage.com/images/Dethklok_title.jpg...
	</description>
	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/27
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	<pubDate>
	Sun, 02 Sep 2007 19:48:11
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	<title>
	So my friends were playing Duck Hunt on NES the other day, and there was a glitch (Dial-up warning)
	</title>
	<description>
	http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/funkcriminal/duckhunt2.jpg<br />
<br />
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/funkcriminal/duckhunt4.jpg<br />
<br />
FUCK is supposed to be DUCK, obviously. HIV is supposed to be HIT.<br />
<br />
Truly one of the weirdest Nintendo glitches ever....
	</description>
	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/26
	</link>
	<pubDate>
	Sun, 17 Jun 2007 14:53:46
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	<title>
	You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
	</title>
	<description>
	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PPWDglTboI<br />
<br />
(The Mighty Boosh = televisual comedic genius.)...
	</description>
	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/25
	</link>
	<pubDate>
	Sat, 24 Mar 2007 03:16:22
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	<title>
	It's all good, it's all right, everybody gets laid tonight! (Not a sex thread.)
	</title>
	<description>
	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJDObC5c0jw<br />
<br />
Any Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter fans here? Truly the defining cinematic masterpiece of the new millennium....
	</description>
	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/24
	</link>
	<pubDate>
	Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:24:17
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	<title>
	I came to a realization today: I love bad metal music.
	</title>
	<description>
	Because metal is the law. (The lyrics make the song especially great.)<br />
<br />
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcYTHr06eew...
	</description>
	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/23
	</link>
	<pubDate>
	Fri, 09 Feb 2007 14:41:12
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	<title>
	Spoilsbury Tooooooooaaaaaast Boy!
	</title>
	<description>
	I think I actually posted these before, but they're fucking awesome and I felt like making a copycat thread. (Though I should warn you that they're probably not safe for work, children or anyone who doesn't like weird shit.)<br />
<br />
http://www.fat-pie.com/spoils.htm<br />
http://www.fat-pie.com/spoilsminus1.h...
	</description>
	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/22
	</link>
	<pubDate>
	Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:58:00
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	<title>
	NES Paul
	</title>
	<description>
	http://www.xocmusic.com/NESpaul/<br />
<br />
http://www.xocmusic.com/NESpaul/NESpaul_6.jpg<br />
<br />
Kinda takes [link:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendocore|Nintendocore] to a whole new level.<br />
...
	</description>
	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/21
	</link>
	<pubDate>
	Fri, 24 Nov 2006 16:42:22
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	<title>
	God listens...
	</title>
	<description>
	http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/primate1/godslayer.jpg...
	</description>
	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/20
	</link>
	<pubDate>
	Thu, 26 Oct 2006 02:27:46
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	<title>
	If you like colouring books and heavy metal bands that don't exist...
	</title>
	<description>
	Have I got a treat for you!<br />
<br />
http://www.homestarrunner.com/limo_coloringbook.html<br />
<br />
(Yeah, I'm bored.)...
	</description>
	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/19
	</link>
	<pubDate>
	Mon, 23 Oct 2006 15:47:16
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	<title>
	Washington, Washington, six foot eight, weighs a fucking ton
	</title>
	<description>
	Oh so brilliant.<br />
<br />
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc9y5ayeeb4...
	</description>
	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/18
	</link>
	<pubDate>
	Fri, 13 Oct 2006 20:16:11
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	<title>
	Drugs, drugs, drugs
	</title>
	<description>
	http://youtube.com/watch?v=hkBHp1M3_Is<br />
<br />
(A few more, plus analysis: http://www.cracked.com/modules.php?op=modload&amp;name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=1011)...
	</description>
	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/17
	</link>
	<pubDate>
	Mon, 02 Oct 2006 00:36:58
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	<title>
	Just when I thought YouTube couldn't get any more awesome...
	</title>
	<description>
	http://youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM...
	</description>
	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/16
	</link>
	<pubDate>
	Sat, 23 Sep 2006 02:51:31
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	<title>
	Al, Save Us
	</title>
	<description>
	http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/primate1/al_save_us.jpg<br />
<br />
Who in their right mind thought whoisalhedges could become a fashion statement?<br />
<br />
(Insert rest of copycat here.)...
	</description>
	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/15
	</link>
	<pubDate>
	Fri, 14 Jul 2006 00:09:32
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	<title>
	Who the fuck pays for porn?
	</title>
	<description>
	...
	</description>
	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/14
	</link>
	<pubDate>
	Fri, 23 Jun 2006 15:41:11
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	<title>
	&quot;You could listen to a cat giving birth...&quot;
	</title>
	<description>
	&quot;...and it'd be better than the Dixie Chicks.&quot;<br />
<br />
My friends = hilarious....
	</description>
	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/13
	</link>
	<pubDate>
	Sun, 11 Jun 2006 13:58:30
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	<title>
	Just to be an evil bastard, I present to you....
	</title>
	<description>
	&quot;[link:streamos.wbr.com/qtime/wbr/philton/060506/philton_stars-are-blind_220.mov|Stars Are Blind]&quot; by Paris Hilton (Quicktime video)...
	</description>
	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/12
	</link>
	<pubDate>
	Wed, 07 Jun 2006 20:09:53
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	<title>
	Fuck Bill Clinton.
	</title>
	<description>
	Figuratively, I mean. I'm sure enough have done so literally.<br />
<br />
:evilgrin:...
	</description>
	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/11
	</link>
	<pubDate>
	Mon, 22 May 2006 22:29:18
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	<title>
	I'm gonna go chuck a dead gopher into the girls' bathroom!
	</title>
	<description>
	http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b91/primate1/dead_gopher.jpg<br />
<br />
Classic!...
	</description>
	<link>
	http://journals.democraticunderground.com/primate1/10
	</link>
	<pubDate>
	Mon, 22 May 2006 05:28:04
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