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The Perfect Blendship

This week, the golden girls of politics -- Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann teamed up to campaign in Minnesota. Problem is they aren't golden - but just as thick and poisonous as lead. Once thing I can say about Sarah and Michele - they are the greatest comic fodder since sliced (or in their case, a large loaf of) bread (read on....)





If you're ever sipping tea, phone to me.
If you're ever start a war, open my door
If you ever get a tear and need health care, don't you dare
It's teabaggin', teabaggin', we make the left go gaggin'
While other teabaggers just get misquote,
We will win the vote.
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, chuck, chuck, chuck.



"You are to bag the tea in these little bags - and if you miss one YOU'RE FIRED!"



"Sarah, these look like horse's feed bags."
"Well Michele, the RNC only gave me $150,000 for our wardrobe."



"I know plenty about nuclear bombs"



I'm your Mooseameatateabaggin girl.
Are you angry, uncaring and evil?
Do you shout 'You Lie' in Congress?
Are you an obstructionist like every other a Republican leader?
The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle.
Mooseameatateabaggin
Yes, Mooseameatateabaggin contains Moose, Petroleum, Tea and "T".
Oh and targets for the election
Yes, with Mooseameatateabaggin , you can pray to God and shout epithets at the Democrats on your way to no healthcare.
All you do is take a great big tablespoon after every meal.
Mmmmmmm..... It's so tasty, too! Tastes just like Levi's !
So why don't you join all the thousands of angry, selfish, teabaggers and get a great big bottle of Mooseameatateabaggin tomorrow! That's Moose-a-meat-a-teabaggin! (wink)



"In this bittle lottle."