Not that a Gore-filled page isn't wonderful - just thought you might like a humorous break.
I live in a very RED part of Indiana. My Iraq War Veteran husband (and Pagan) needed some items to finish painting our bedroom. He gets a 10% Military Discount at the local Lowe's, so he always shops there.
At the checkout he hands over his Military ID card to the cashier to get his discount. The lady behind him says, "Do I get a church discount?"
Without missing a beat, the cashier said "No you don't. This man earned it."
