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Posted by Bertha Venation in The DU Lounge
Thu Jan 13th 2005, 03:15 PM
here's my favorite coinage of my own li'l brain

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OREO HAIKU

twist apart to scrape your teeth
crunch the cookie halves
dip in milk but do not drop

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dunk a cookie whole
shove it in your mouth and chew
chug some milk after

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stand on scale and see
what havoc oreos have wrought
jeans no longer fit

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make oreos disappear
do not follow down toilet
no more oreos

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post your haiku
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