Coffee runs out -


Checks bank balance -


Realizes he's broke -


Gets angry-




Feck!-


Mrs. McLargehuge defends recent purchases-


Battle ensues-


Anger simmers-


Things are thrown-



What do you mean, no money for groceries?-


Surely, you can't be serious!?!-


I am serious, and don't call me Shirley, or I'll put my big toe right up your ass...


I'm crushing your head!-


Sometimes I think you WANT to fail!-


No one, now let me make this perfectly clear, is to argue with anyone about money, until I blow this whistle!-


You HAVE to make sure I get the slips when you buy things!-


We have a whole mess of unresolved financial issues to deal with... -


Things calm down briefly-


But it doesn't last-







We declare a cease fire-


This has been a long week. Health insurance premium going up $350 a month, starting September 1st????


That can't be legal!?!... Crap. It is...


How will we get by?-


Kindergarten is going to cost us $300 a month starting September 1st... (I live in one of 14 districts, NATIONWIDE, that doesn't have public Kindergarten)


Don't have any investments-


So have to cancel health insurance plan-


Who wants to live forever?-


But, my friend, that doesn't help with the current crisis-


Who doesn't get paid this month?


I'll haggle with some of the bill collectors-


And we'll eat-


Then try to clean up the mess later-


Money sucks. Lack of money sucks even more.