Nixon kicked ass. Nixon outpeaced the hippies at their own game. Nixon out racisted the Dixiecrats. Nixon out liberaled the Kennedys with his left fist and out Hoovered the John Birchers with his right. Nixon was the fuckin' man, man. He out working-classed organized labor, out paranoied the CIA, and then wiped his ass with the US Constitution--not just the Bill of Rights like these panty waisted neocons today, Nixon fucking stole a whole presidential election, not because he needed it to win but because he just fucking felt like it. Tricky Dick? He wasn't a man, he was a goddamned Narwhal!