Feel free to add your own examples to this frightening list...

1. Take a penny/leave a penny jars in convenience stores operating a slow-boil stealthy wealth redistribution scheme right below our noses!!

2. Kids taking turns on the playground.

3. Scary authoritarian neo-Stalinist teachers actively encouraging kids to take turns on the playground.

4. Zoos feeding jobless animals for free and not even making them do community service hours in exchange!

5. Intrusive government overregulation of traffic at intersections, slowing down job-creating businessmen.

6. Eucharist (ever notice how many cardinals wear red? Makes you think, huh?)

Oh my God!! Is it too late for America already?!?!!!11!