Here is what we can expect if the liberals win:

* Amnesty for 12,000,000 illegal immigrants.

They appear to have confused us with the Repbulicans.

* A push to make homosexual marriage and polygamy legal in all 50 states.

Yes, and when we're done there, we'll FORCE you to marry a goat! Or even two goats! Goat polygamy! FORCED goat polygamy!

* Only liberal judges will be appointed. They will create laws to implement the social agenda liberals cannot get passed through the legislative process.

Ha! Little do they know that this is just a PLOY to distract from the GOAT POLYGAMY!

* Liberals will make the killing of the unborn more difficult to stop.

That has to be the most anticilmatic statement in the history of anti-abortion gibberish.

* Liberals will continue to try to rid our society of Christian influence, including any reference to God in our Pledge and on our currency.

And once we've rid the flag and the dollar of God, we'll go even further! Soon even the DIME will be without reference to God! And then the PENNY! And then the WORLD! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!...Ahem...

* A return to the "Fairness Doctrine" in broadcasting where opposing views must be given equal time. Every conservative talk show host will be forced to give a liberal equal time on every issue. The purpose of this rule will be to shut down conservative talk shows.

No, the purpose of this rule will be to string Nancy Grace up by her toenails. I think this is one issue where we can find common ground with the religiously insane.

* An increase in taxes to push new social programs.

Yes, but there's a "Trailer trash buck-toothed inbred Jesus freak" exemption in that bill, which will result in a net tax decrease for most of your followers.

* Passing a new "hate crimes" law making it illegal to refer to homosexuality in a negative manner.

Well... Only a goddamn faggot would object to that.

* Liberals will give terrorists from other countries who try to kill Americans the same rights American citizens enjoy under our constitution.

Seeing as Americans no longer enjoy ANY rights under their consitution, this provision of our EvilAgenda is relatively harmless.

* We will withdraw from Iraq, sending the message to the terrorists that if they will just be patient they can win and bring their terrorist acts to the U.S.

Call it a "strategic realignment." We're sending the troops to fight Evolutionists in Kansas.

Jesus, these people have NO consideration for others.