This was the headline of our local paper today:

Man charged with eighth DUI

EIGHTH!? What the flying fuck!? I can understand one DUI, people shouldn't drink and drive, but everyone makes mistakes and hopefully getting pulled over will be a huge wakeup call. I can even understand a second DUI.... But when do you cross the line from "poor decision maker" to "menace?" I'd say three DUIs. Surely it would be crossed with four or five. Definitely six, right?

But eight DUIs!?

I have got to out of this state, and fast!