I'm fed up with not being superrich! I'm going to be a Republican now! They have the best of everything!

Republicans always have money. When they run out, they just steal some more.

Republicans never have to worry about the law, because the law never applies to them.

Republicans have a never-ending gang of shock troops in freepers, who are so stupid they will willingly beat their own heads against a brick wall until they die, just by telling them that it will keep Clinton from coming and having sex with their wives.

Republicans can walk down the street in almost any city and shoot people in the head for fun, and get away with it because they're Republican. All they have to do is say to the police "Hey, I'm a Republican!" and the police will go get a red carpet to roll out in font of them and provide them free bullets.

Republicans get everything, and the worst thing is, THEY GRIPE 24 HOURS A DAY ABOUT HOW TERRIBLE THEY HAVE IT!