He is perfect....but he is perfectly EVIL. He told me he hates humanity. Thats why he gave us the gift of herpes, the gift that keeps on giving. He wants us to sin, so he can stick pineapples up are arses in the afterlife. And if you don't sin, you get even BIGGER pineapples in your arse.

He told me that the reason that thermondynamics works the way it does is because he HATES order. He likes to watch the universe progress towards a cold death. He even told me that the only purpose to creating order, was to watch it fall apart. And the reason he made the universe inhospitable was so he could watch us toil away on our little planet, torturing us with cancer, AIDS and smegma.

He is very fond of liars and hypocrits...thats why he lets them rule our world. He gives them money, power, and slaves because they remind him of himself.

Your probably going to disagree with me. I'm sure you think god is good. I'm sure you think Jesus died to redeem us (when the truth is that he actually died because good HAS to die in our evil universe). Your wrong. I'm right. You haven't talked to god...I have. Trust me..God is a major league asshole.