Government doesn't have enough money? Tax cuts are what you need!
Unemployment out of control? Cutting taxes will fix that right up!
Got gingivitis? Tax cuts are your cure!
Car won't start in cold weather? You guessed it: tax cuts!
Toilet keeps running after you flush? You may need a new flapper. Or maybe more tax cuts!
Male pattern baldness? Tax cuts, my friend!
Tax cuts fix EVERYTHING!