Asshat Press - President Bush gave orders today to Invade the United States since evidence points to the fact the US weapons have been given to Iraqi insurgents as well as millions of dollars and military intelligence. And that these weapons have also killed American troops. Also the nations President is a Tyrant, who wants to use weapons of mass destruction, and invades forgein nations. Vice President Cheney defended the president by saying that he has irrefutable evidence dating back to the initial invasion. Cheney pointed out that many Iraqi weapons, discarded after the army was disbanded, and then stored and guarded by the US military quickly fell into Iraqi insurgent hands. The vice president also stated that the millions of un-accounted dollars given to the newly created Iraqi authority under Paul Bremer also was funneled to many insurgent groups and sympathizer Iraqi army commanders. Asked why Paul bremer was getting the Congressional Medal of Freedom for his seeming incompetence Cheney simply squawked and waddled out of the conference. White House evidence gathered by the "office of special plans" points to incompetence of the Bush Administration and it's military planners, and also to the fact that the Bush Administration started a war of aggression on a non-threatening sovergein nation, which is against INternational law as the main factors for bombing and Invasion. To quote President Bush, "You see I am the picker, I PICK,I pick my nose or who I want to invade!" "Hahaha." "You see I..Pick...the country, like I PICK up this pencil. I tell my generals and they invade." HeHehE." Shrugging Bush then finished, "Then I will put freedom on your children!"