I welcome you, as Commissar Of Acquisitions, to our Secretariat!

We have had a glorious year buying up every failed capitalist running dog tool of oppression mortgage bank, investment firm, and private insurance company. When the eight-year plan comes to fruition, every segment of failing and looted Wall Street will be under our direct control.

Those that oppose us, Enemies of The State that they are, will be renditioned to retirement camps to study the error of their ways. We fully expect to round up the dead-enders of capitalism in the very near future. Almost every Chicago School economist has already been interned and neutralized.

All Hail The Glorious Future Of Rugged Individualism!
Hurrah For Personal Responsibility!
The New World Order Is Upon Us!
You Cannot Resist The Inevitable!

WE WILL BUY YOU OUT!!!