Today we salute you, Mr. Tea Party rally attender...,..

Mr. Tea Part Rally Attenderrrrrrrr...

You are so blinded by your hate and contempt for the other side you will do anything you are told to make it right.

Propagan-duuuuuuuuuh

You march down Main Street and proudly hold your misspelled protest signs high.

Socaliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist!!!!!!

You're a shining example to people of intelligence who wonder "Where did we go wrong?"

Fox Neeeeeeeeeeeews!!!!!!

So crack open a cold one, defender of the idiot illuminati, you've earned it.

Mr. Tea Party Rally Attennnnnnnnnnnnder

Anheuser Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.