I was reading a serious and gut wrenching post.
Then all of a sudden, without any shame or without any respect for the OP's misery, he shows up in post 69 begging for cash.
I snuck up behind him and brought a heavy foot down on his sorry plastic ass.
I have him tied up and gagged in my closet.
If DU wants him back, the ransom is 10 Brazilian dollars payable thru PayPal.

Worst.Copycat.Ever. I know. I have no shame.