What's Up, Dubya?

(Sung to the tune of What’s Up? by 4 Non Blondes)

Been 6 years and my cabinet’s still
pushing me up that great big hill of hope
For my Administration.
I realized quickly after 9-1-1
That Presidentin’s hard work; it’s not much fun
I’m so bored.
It’s not like “The West Wing”.

And so I try to stay awake in the cabinet meetin’
I don't understand what I'm s'posed to be readin'
There's lots of big words in these daily briefin's
Then I’m allowed to take a break, and I step outside
And I sneak some Jim Beam and I get real high
And I come back inside and I wonder
What's goin' on

And I say hey... hey...
I say hey what's goin' on
And I say hey... hey...
I say hey what's goin' on
Oooh...
Oooh...

And I try, oh my God do I try
I try all the time
To find a “final solution.” (heh heh.)
And I pray, oh my God do I pray
I pray every single day
There’s no revolution!

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Then Pickles wakes up and she holds my head
And I'm, I am wishing that she was Jeff Gannon…
So I get up in the morning and I go for a ride
’till I fall off my bike and I blacken my eye,
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's goin' on?

And I say hey... hey...
I say hey what's goin' on
And I say hey... hey...
I say hey what's goin' on
And I say hey... hey...
I say hey what's goin' on
And I say hey... hey...
I said hey what's goin' on

Oooh....
2 years left in my term and still,
Stuck at the bottom of a great big hill - no hope
For my administration...



Previous song parodies by KnaveRupe:
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