"Speaking of drugs...

I'm so fed up with hearing people complain about how lousy they feel that I want to institute a national health care plan within a week of our modministration just to shut everyone the hell up already.

Anyone who complains about this gets sent to Walter Reed for mandatory service on a mold removal crew."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discu...

I hope you will come to see the wisdom of our plan. We'll have plenty of money for everything, as the class-action lawsuits will prove.

For anyone into the tedium of reading policy, or even "comedy" produced by over-tired drunks, I recommend a perusal of that thread I linked to.

I think we can all agree that Wetzelbill and I have become more polished, and that I've lost that stridency in my voice that polls revealed to be causing clinical depression in susceptible individuals in 24 states.

In fact, I think we'll be seeing a rise in the polls very soon now, not that they really mean anything until we are at the top of them.

Say, how do you go about getting in on one of those poll dealy's, and does it cost extra to have our name at the top?