Mr.Rush Limbaugh.

He's such a hopeless little putz. Instead of buying a great big car and hair plugs, he got himself a great big radio show where he can actually make the littlest things big, where he can truly and quickly get everyone excited. A place where he gets to make stuff up, just like in a Penthouse Forum letter.

And he's always all wet.

Didn't he hear what Ex-Gov. Sarah Palin said to the media? she said "...how about in honor of the American soldier you stop making stuff up." So stop it Rush! Stop making stuff up before I tell the troops! Quit pissing Sarah off! Yes, yes Relax, relax...I KNOW the truth Rush. I'm just making stuff up.

The truth is that Sarah digs you. I'm sure you're number two in her heart. That's number two, Rush. And that's as it should be.

Is there another call boy in the world who has degraded himself more deeply or completely? We think not. (I'm speaking here of Limbaugh, not Kurovski.)

History may be more "polite" about it, but the internet will forever take a steaming dump on Rush. And in exchange Limbaugh gets a few bucks and a king's ransom in Oxycontin.

Sure, there are people who listen to Rush. Guardians of the public interest perhaps, like those at Media Matters, folks who like to fall off ladders and pick at scabs. The insane and the deluded also like to cozy-up to the radio-box to get a rise from Rushbo.

But what would others of us rather do than box our own ears with mad Limbaugh smackdowns?

Social scientists conducting just such a study have created a convenient poll for the rest of us. Please be a good citizen and take it, before we send a government doctor to euthanize you.

Here is the poll...