Blaine must save the president's daughter- but will he escape the jungle with his life?


Blaine is summoned to the bedside of the president's daughter. She is stricken with a devastating STD, Teletinitis. Even through her yellow quarantine suit, Blaine notes her bloated visage. The only cure lies in the exceedingly rare yellow "Majoris Lawnpestis" flower, and Blaine is the only one who can retrieve a specimen from the unwieldy BaqueYarde Jungle.




Blaine expertly navigates the valley of boulders unscathed, but ahead, danger waits...




Eleven sweat-soaked miles through the wild terrain, he encounters a giant green jungle eel!




It springs forth, intent to ravage Blaine's expensive cosmetic surgery work...




He escapes suddenly and camouflages himself as an oppossum in a nearby tree, knowing the eel will be unable to discern him.




The eel confused, Blaine pulls his Magnum-3800 from his back pocket, aims, and fells the beast.




Hours later, he finds it: the Majoris Lawnpestis! The president's daughter is safe, as is Blaine.




But somewhere in a basement laboratory, a mutated foe lies in wait for Blaine's return. Will Blaine be a match for "the Decider"?




Tune in next week for episode four of "Blaine's Destiny."