Y'know what I did?
I took some of that Teese I got, cut it up, beer battered it (I just used Lelly's recipe
http://lellyskitchen.blogspot.com / but with beer instead of soymilk,) deep fried it, and ate it with pizza sauce. It was delicious, and probably took six months off my life. Six delicious, greasy months.
I'm thinking about ripping off her recipe for battered and fried pizza next. Because pizza, combined with fried food and beer, all in one horribly fattening dish, sounds like the perfect thing for a football season parked in front of my giant tv.