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Atheist-based business offers fundies adoption service for dogs left behind by The Rapture  What a hilarious, brilliant idea. Christians who believe they’ll vanish from Earth in the rapture can now hire an atheist to care for their pets. For $110, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets offers a 10-year contract guaranteeing that an atheist will adopt the pet that’s left behind by its raptured owner. Additional pets can be covered for $15. Eternal Earth-Bound Pets has guaranteed atheist reps in 22 states (NC is a new addition, as is GA). Oh, and if God takes you prior to the Rapture, there’s no refund: “In the event of the death of the subscribing pet owner prior to the Rapture the contract will remain in effect. EE-BP will continue to honor the contract for the remainder of the contract period. We do not adopt / rescue animals except as a result of the Rapture occurance.” ... |
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