From the Shit You Can't Make Up files, we present everyone's favorite racist Pat Buchanan and his merry men.

Crazy Uncle Pat hosted a conference to discuss how best to lure the sane people into the asylum, or how to get people to vote Republican again. Buchanan and his fellow racist, the white nationalist Peter Brimelow put on their tin foil hats and proceeded to warn against the (non-existent) threat of President Obama forcing all Americans to speak Spanish. Championing the cause of English as the only language to be spoken in America, they said, is the way to turn unwary Democrats to the Dark Side. And keep California blue for the next 1000 years.

To be fair to the bigoted asshats, I can see why they have a problem with learning another language. English still presents a challenge for them:





Only one word for these people: Morans. Under this banner Buchanan proceeded to mock Sonia Sotomayor for using children's books to improve her grammar (he gets no irony in his diet).

But what exactly do they mean by English-only? TPM may have the answer.

http://tpmcafe.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/...