A look inside the mind of a wingnut - it's more funny than scary.

http://wonkette.com/410493/like-mel-gibson...

The best bits:

"Have you noticed that the liberal media are trying to manipulate our behavior in our townhalls and TPP meetings." Ah, so the same liberal media that's claiming the Dems have 'lost the message war' to these bozos planted microchips in their heads, and then pressed a button to make them all go crazy in unison? I see. And wingnut grammar strikes again - no question mark.

"The secular progressives are trying to shove marxism down our throats." Well, teabaggers would know all about shoving things down people's throats.

"They want us to be nice little boys and girls while they screw our nation, and kill the American spirit, and kill the future for our children and grandchildren." These people were apparently in a deep, deep coma during the Bush Administration.

And the piece de resistance:

"I want to see some Braveheart moments in our townhall meetings. I want to see our men paint their faces blue and shout out freedom, like Mel Gibson playing the character, William Wallace, did." Ummm...ok, if you really want to yell FREEEEDOOOOM while being disembowelled alive, that's your business up to you. It's a free country, after all...until we evil Godless Communist pigs complete our revolution. Better hurry up and do it.

Personally I'm hoping they emulate the part where the Scots yank up their kilts and moon the English, so we can give them a REAL ass kicking. And maybe fire a couple of arrows into their buttocks while we're at it.