post your theory here, I'll forward it on to at least half of them and they'll reply with what a crock of shit it is. Responses guaranteed in no later than 48 hours. Some of them are a bit traumatized, don't ya know.

Fair enough? Why speculate when you can go right to the source? And, to make it even more enticing, I know actual, living, breathing EYEWITNESSES!!!

Now, I know this takes all the fun out of the tinfoil theories, but maybe it will save some time.