A secret cabal of 150 unelected dirty birds, hiding behind "endangered species laws," funded by big wing interests is delaying the expansion into every valley, crook, mountain top, desert and dessicated dry lake bed in California marvelous "green" windmills filled with ton quantities of dangerous fossil fuel based lubricants that occasionally burst into flames.

This dastardly scheme against electric cars and the endless stream of asphalt and concrete connecting on which they upon which they depend as vital habitats, and the endangered desert tract housing cul-de-sac species that flower and depend on chaparral fires to reproduce, is funded by an elitist organization known as "Ventana Wild Life Society."

Wild life my ass. They wouldn't know a good kegger party in the pack of my F150 pick up truck that could be fueled by electricity or wind powered hydrogen (except for the fact that I'm waiting for the super delicious model to hit showrooms in 2005) if I invited them to one, which I wouldn't, since they're obviously bird brains.

California Condors and the Potential for Wind Power in Monterey County.

Let's stop the bird shit now. It's damn hard to remove from my windshield, meaning I'm often delayed several minutes in my quest to get stuck in traffic in my swell F150 that could be electric some day.