exceeding beyond expectations. The moles we placed in the offices of the Executive, VP, and AG have sent 5 million pages of 'believed to be lost' embarrassing emails to our agents in the middle east. Very shortly we can expect to see new Iranian cartoons illustrating those emails it will include Bush's lewd proposals to Newt Gingrich and Rudy Guiliani as well as Condi's orgasms over shoe sales.

Congratulations to everyone who helped with this effort to save the land of the free and the home of the brave.