TO: Mayor Russell Wiseman
Arlington, Tennessee

Sir:

I realize you are a busy man, so I will get right to the point.

You, sir, are an idiot.

I do not make that assertion without the necessary evidence to prove its accuracy. But having read your recent comments re President Obama’s address to the nation on Tuesday last, the evidence of your idiocy is incontrovertible.

“Ok, so, this is total crap, we sit the kids down to watch 'The Charlie Brown Christmas Special' and our muslim president is there, what a load.....try to convince me that wasn't done on purpose.”

Try to convince you it wasn’t on purpose? Wouldn’t dare to, sir. Anyone who honestly believes that the President, along with his consultants and staff, determined that pre-empting a showing of Charlie Brown’s Christmas Special should be uppermost in their minds is, undeniably, an idiot – and, as such, cannot be convinced of anything, including the fact that the Earth rotates around the Sun.

Perhaps you felt it was more personal an attack, that the President scheduled an announcement of grave import at a time specifically chosen to piss you off. I only raise that as a possibility given that idiots often have delusions of grandeur, along with an unhealthy dose of Palinoia (i.e. a state of advanced paranoia, the symptoms of which include a fearful belief that people of intelligence and common sense are part of a vast conspiracy whose only purpose in life is to find you ridiculous, and broadcast same to the world.)

President Barack Obama is a Christian, sir, not a “muslim” – and, by the way, “Muslim” should be spelled with a capital “M” – in the same way as one spells the names of other adherents of globally recognized faiths, e.g. Catholic, Lutheran, Mormon, etc.

While it has been amply demonstrated for decades now that those of your political persuasion are often incapable of grasping the intricacies of spelling and grammar, there are computer programs available to assist in this onerous task – Spellcheck being widely available and easily accessible.

“Ask the man if he believes that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and he will give you a 10 minute disertation about it....when the answer should simply be 'yes'...."

Oh, yes, I forgot! I am talking to someone who used the word “disertation” in an internet communication – apparently unaware that the red underlining of a word means it is misspelled. Again, sir, your idiocy is showing – you might want to look into that.

If you “asked the man” (and just a quick reminder here, that “man” is the President of the United States of America) if he believes that Jesus Christ is the Son of God, he, as a Christian (note the capital C), would undoubtedly respond that he does. And whether he responded in ten seconds, or ten minutes, or ten decades would be of no consequence – because it is a question you have no right to pose, and he has no obligation to respond to. That’s because the Constitution clearly sets out the separation of Church and State (you might want to read it sometime – or are you still waiting for the movie version?)

Undeterred by your already blatant idiocy, sir, you chose to continue:
"...you obama people need to move to a muslim country...oh wait, that's America....pitiful."

Do you think it “pitiful” that we, as a nation, have Muslim citizens?

Let me tell you what “pitiful” is, Your Idiocy. It is “pitiful” that people like yourself are elected to office, and that citizens actually support you. It is “pitiful” that people like Fred Phelps shield themselves from prosecution for hate crimes by hiding their bigotry behind a bastardization of what is in fact a faith that, once upon a time, was based on love, tolerance, and understanding.

It is “pitiful” that we have come to a point as a country where the question What would Jesus do? is now answered by saying that undoubtedly Jesus would promote prejudice and intolerance – along with a disdain for grammar and spelling.

Had I read your comments ten years ago, sir, I would have told you to STFU* with your lies. (And you can ask an aide what STFU means).

But under the present circumstances, knowing that your party is losing adherents at an alarming rate on a daily basis, I encourage you – nay, I urge you – along with your fellow Idiots, to just keep talkin’. Because every time you or one of your ilk open your mouths, another dozen – or hundred, or thousand – registered Republicans say, “I’m outta here,” loathe to be associated with the Idiotocracy that you, sir, represent.

As for your children who missed the Charlie Brown Christmas Special, might I suggest that you make amends by taking them to see Glen Beck’s A Christmas Sweater? I understand he can use the audience. It seems that being an Idiot just isn’t the draw you and your party were banking on.

Yours Most Sincerely,
NanceGreggs