1. She's a Goldwater Girl! Okay, she was...45 years ago.
2. She periodically gets "down"! And you know what THAT means! What if she gets depre...oh, never mind.
3. She didn't divorce her husband when people who didn't know her or her husband personally said she should have!! With that decision, she betrayed ALL WOMEN!
4. She's short! Everybody knows short people don't get elected. You must be 6 feet tall or over.
5. She's blond! You know what everybody thinks about blonds. Okay, just blond women.
6. She cries in public! All the time! At the least little thing! Well, a couple of times when her eyes got a little wet, but that counts! What if she bursts into tears if a foreign dignitary is mean to her?? Huh? What then?
7. She has some wrinkles! True, several of our past presidents (and the current one) had them, but everybody knows wrinkles are bad, on women only.
