I believe that it's time that we took a stand against these fascist pricks who are attempting to play jiu-jitsu with our policies and our elected representatives. I believe that it's time that we debased ourselves somewhat...no, I'll correct that, an inordinate amount, and silence these motherfuckers once and for all. These ignorant, piss-ant tin-horn Mussolinis who lie, cheat, and steal their way to the Presidency twice, to various House and Senate seats - remember Max Cleland - and to local offices must be stopped in the 'coarsest', albeit LEGAL manners within our grasp.

To paraphrase the character played by Sean Connery in The Untouchables: if they use their rhetorical fists, we use a rhetorical club; if they use a verbal knife, we use a verbal gun. It's the only way this is gonna work...no more Mr. Nice Guy...just ask President Dukakis, President Mondale, and President Gore how that worked out for them. There is no more moral high ground when dealing with these bastards: the time to act is NOW.

Somebody sends you one of those Glennbeckian e-mails, you tell them to go fuck themselves; somebody sends you lies about one of Obama's speeches/statements which never ever occurred, you tell them that if they ever send you another one like that, you'll tell them all about what their sister was up to with you in the back seat of that car when you were in high school; if someone starts talking about Obama's birthplace, remind them that they probably have some half-brothers themselves running around from what you heard about their father.

Get the idea? It works.

Otherwise, we're going to have the AP publishing more articles about why we're wusses.

This is only slightly "Swiftian" in nature...I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE. WE WON THE FUCKING ELECTION AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR THESE BASTARDS TO GET OUT OF OUR WAY, SO WE CAN BEGIN TO FIX THE GIGANTIC MESS THAT THEY GOT US INTO.