I was just at the dedication of a magnificent new high school in my Community - I'll spare you the details of why I was there. After the speeches, they had a ribbon-cutting and the big asshole whom I had never seen before, standing next to me, sneered: "We'll be paying higher taxes for this place for the next 20 years." To which I instantly replied, "I'd rather pay for this than pay for blowing up already nearly pulverized rocks in Afghanistan."

He just grunted...

I smiled smugly to myself...