1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4. Type it in...
"any city that turns a bank into a bookstore can't be all bad..."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what do you find?
pointing at the south window in the living room.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Colbert Report

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.
11:38

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
11:31

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the television, the hiss of tinitus

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
an hour ago, walking the dog.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
a hot DU woman on the last post a pic thread

9. What are you wearing?
sweatshirt track pants

10. Did you dream last night?
yup

11. When did you last laugh?
a few minutes ago

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
books, plants, prints and photos

13. Seen anything weird lately?
sure did

14. What do you think of this quiz?
cool questions

15. What is the last film you saw?
12 Angry Men

16. If you turned into a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
a plaster of paris statue of liberty with a clock where her stomach ought to be.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
Parrcrow is not my real name

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would you do?
access to safe clean drinking water for everyone

19. Do you like to Dance?
Yes

20. What would you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I'm covering for St Peter. He's grabbing a coffee. We all pitch in around here.