All I really want for Christmas is a "Poorly Written Instruction Translator."
Do you suppose you could get those fine folks over at Google to add one?

I've been mostly good this whole year.

Thanks in advance.

Sincerely,
Prag.

P.S. Sorry I'm late with my request, but, it hadn't occurred to me yet.


Vote for your favorite example:

1) ..."the crust of the battery's seat is anode"... ( :ROFLMFAO: )

2) ..."there is only can display any one every time"...

3) ..."In the natural display, when you push the P-U key"...

4) ..."coming into the first grade menu"...

5) ..."press Enter key coming into second grade menu"...

6) ..."Input the content of the text. (input the text newly)"...

7) ..."press P-U all along, the character will roll until you loosen the key-press"...

Or enter an example you've discovered yourself.