Link as required by DU rules (Part 1, Section 6)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabin_fever

Tuesday: Oh, look at the lovely snow!
Wednesday: Honey, this is so great! Just you and me! Our time together!
Thursday: *lots of kissy noises*
Friday: Um, I think I'm going to go outside and shovel off the flower pots.
Saturday: Look, you stay in *THAT* half... THIS IS MY HALF!!!!11!
Sunday: ARE YOU BLINKING IN THERE!!!1!! I HEAR YOU BLINKING, DAMNIT!!1!! I HATE THAT!1!!!
Monday:
Tuesday: