who discovered "Celtic" a few years ago and now doodles Celtic patterns while he's on the phone and his wife wears clothing with lots of draping and flowage and muted colors and lets her hair grow long and their last name is von Schlitzenhausen, but that's okay, because they speak in soft voices and use lilac soap and their matching Volvos have shamrocks hanging off the rear view mirrors and they read books about flower gardens when they're not touring to support the release of the 17th CD they've made this year.