I mean, seriously, I want to be as liberally pure as any of you, and so, if I find out that any of the people you look up to or admire or have learned from or speak well of have ever - EVER - said or done anything that I might find "impure" - because in liberalism, total and utter and absolute purity is the only acceptable state of being - I will write you off as the worst possible piece of shit imaginable in the history of human evolution. In fact, you will be a lower form of scum than Ann Coulter, Jerry Falweel, or Hitler. Actually, calling you "scum" or "piece of shit" is an insult to scum and pieces of shit.

Because being an open-minded, alternative-thinking, progressive, outside-the-box, non-status-quo liberal who's all about peace and love and building up community and being loving to our neighbor is all about fucking purity, baby. Pure, unadulterated, total and utter purity.

Fucking yeah, baby.

Anything less than utter perfection is unacceptable, and that includes the perfection of anyone you've ever met, talked with, talked about, shaken hands with, looked at, listened to, stood around, or even shared the same country with.

In fact, any of you who chose to stay in this country when Reagan was president can go screw yourselves. You're not "true" liberals, and you are utterly without merit.