Skinner: "You know, before I answer any more questions there's something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I've spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled... y'know... hundreds of miles to be here, I'd just like to say... GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a website! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed! You've turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME!

< a crowd of shocked and dismayed DUers.... >

I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves?

< to "DUzy" > You, you must be almost 30... have you ever kissed a girl?

< "DUzy" hangs his head >

I didn't think so! There's a whole world out there! When I was your age, I didn't surf the net! I LIVED! So... move out of your parent's basements! And get your own apartments and GROW THE HELL UP! I mean, it's just a website dammit, IT'S JUST A website!

SockPuppet: Are- are you saying then that we should pay more attention to the primaries?

Skinner: NO!!! THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING AT ALL!!! HEY, YOU GUYS ARE... THE LAMEST BUNCH... I'VE NEVER SEEN... < walks away from podium > I can't believe these people... I mean, I really can't understand what's....