You Might Be a Redneck Gardener If ...
Posted by sylviatexas z8a Tx (My Page) on Mon, Jun 1, 09 at 14:02


you mow your lawn and find a wheelbarrow

you think a chain saw is a musical instrument

you know how many bags of fertilizer your car can hold

you've ever cleaned your house with a leaf blower

you empty the trash when you have enough to fill up the pickup

you can amuse yourself for more that an hour with a hose

you've been cited for reckless driving on a riding lawn mower

you move your weed-eater to take a bath.

after a day of yard work you close the garage door and get undressed before you go in the house

You ask for a riding lawn mower and your hubby gets you this:



.......I've been known to get undressed before going in the house since my clothes were so dirty from doing yardwork....many more laughs at the link below

http://forums.gardenweb.com/forums/load/tx...