Sayonara
To the tune of: Camp Grenada – Alan Sherman

Goodbye Maverick, Goodbye Palin
And the sinking, ship you’re sailing
In the little, time remaining
We’ll see records set for negative campaigning

Socialism, Joe the Plumber
Could this crap get, any dumber
He’s a Muslim, wasn’t born here
You have truly entered stupid’s final frontier

And farewell to, Todd and Cindy
Billo and all, baggage windy
Schmidt and little, bouncing Tucker
Bye bye Hannity and Morris the toe sucker

Frozen over, must be hell when
I agree with Scott McLelland
Head exploding, must be Murdoch
Pissed that nobody asked Phil to pull a Parlock

Please go home, Oh John and Sarah
Please go home, Say Sayonara
We can’t wait until you’re both out of our hair
Please go home,
You’ll hardly hear when we rejoice
At least after we’ve lost our voice
Please please do not stay
We can’t take one more day

Where has George gone, why’s he hiding
It’s his coat tails, that they’re riding
The endorsement, by Dick Cheyney
Told John just what he once said to Patrick Leahy

In between the, moans and wailing
And the rush of, staffers bailing
May there be a, realization
That your losing is the best thing for this nation.