Sarah Palin Lies – To the tune of Bette Davis Eyes – Kim Carnes

It’s something to behold, how she must disguise
More than her soul’s been sold, see how Sarah Palin lies
She turns the fundies on, easy fooling them twice
Prepare for knee-deep snow, see how Sarah Palin lies

And she’ll fleece you, oil lease you
She’ll Morality Police you
Pro secession, and regression
Got pork barrel cash obsession
But her affairs we dare not scrutinize
See how Sarah Palin lies

She may not speak in tongues, tho hers is forked just right
Un-Solomon her songs, see how Sarah Palin lies
Three star promotion for you, deny you criticized
Amnesia will do, see how Sarah Palin lies

Her Aleutians and confusions
Constantly seeks retribution
This non-thrilla from Wasilla
The 900 pound gorilla
Dobson blessed you say goodbye
See how Sarah Palin lies

Her religion, nowhere bridgin
Embellish just a smidgeon
Close to Russia, don't past muster
Or I could rule King of Prussia
Dobson blessed you say goodbye
See how Sarah Palin lies