Brighter Shade Than Palin
(To the tune of Whiter Shade of Pale – Procol Harum)

She speaks the neo lingo
Can carry cross with flair
You can hardly help but be sick
And run outside for air
It’s now becoming harder
For McCain to get away
Can’t recall if he’s for or against
What he said yesterday

It will dawn on him later
The Wasilla Plan has failed
What this fool’s campaign needs mostly
Is a brighter shade than Palin

The situation he’s in
Telling truths just cannot be
Having pandered to the voting herds
With one now must be
But that’s mixing oil and water
Thought with Sarah he could boast
Someone common that can rope in
With a beauty pageant pose

It will dawn on him later
The Wasilla Plan has failed
What this fool’s campaign needs mostly
Is a brighter shade than Palin