All My Dopey Friends
(To the tune of All My Rowdy Friends – Hank Williams Jr.)

I messed up on the TV, my act has been panned
Fire up the psychos is my back up plan
I got fools that can shriek, I got fools that can scream
I got fools that’ll holler out anything

I’m losin already, let’s ruin this right
Call all my dopey friends out from the lunatic right

If you like to think, you’re in the wrong party
With Sarah and McCain, all decency has departed
Lipstick the pig to the ground, toss my last pair of dice
Call my dopey friends out from the lunatic right

Now my party can’t deliver the goods
Selling big, big lies we can do really good
Got us some talking point machines out on the House floor
And ole Inhuman Hannity got babble galore

It’s a mighty cesspool, cmon wade in
There’s stuff we make up, lil gossip thrown in
We can’t prove anything we say about you
But this is not time to start tellin’ truths

I’m losin already, let’s ruin this right
Call all my dopey friends out from the lunatic right

If you like to think, you’re in the wrong party
Sarah and McCain, dishonesty uncharted
Lipstick the pig to the ground, toss my last pair of dice
Call my dopey friends out from the lunatic right

If you like to think, you’re in the wrong party
Hey this is desperation time, let’s get the smear machine started
Lipstick the pig to the ground, toss my last pair of dice
Call my dopey friends out from the lunatic right


For my friend Bluebear. A DU Treasure.