Republican Tool
(To the tune of American Girl – Tom Petty)

Yeah, he’s a Republican Tool
Crazed by dramatists
He wouldn’t dare question if words
That his radio said
Might be false
But last fall’s election changed his world
Now his greatest fear has come true
And now comes a battle cry
He must shriek
The S.S. Sanity just sprang a leak

OK, I’ll bite
Can you bring the Crazy
Bring it hard all night
He is
A Republican Tool

The socialism he must fight
Fed by an insurance company
Yeah, take as gospel stone cold lies
Off of the EIB, he craves what cannot be reached
Off he goes, sent to foment fear
Based on total absurdities
Acting disdainful and proud to have no class
From his cue cards watch him screech

OK, I’ll bite
Can you bring the Crazy
Bring it hard all night
He is
A Republican Tool