Checked a couple of decorators and found a couple of drapery samples for the offices of our new Democratic representatives. Vote for your favorite!
1. Perp Walk Plaid. A cheerful pattern sure to brighten any Democrat's day.
2. The KickAss & Chenille. This cozy curtain is ready to kick ass and take names (and turn them over to the DOJ).
3. Impeachment Brocade. Elegant pattern repeats a constant reminder of every Democrat's patriotic duty.
4. Suitable Stripes. At the office or in the cell block, stripes are always de rigeur.
5. Open Honest Lace. Lace lets in sunlight and fresh air - great for returning transparency to government.
