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Posted by Sky Masterson in The DU Lounge
Sat Jun 27th 2009, 11:54 AM

Lorenzo

I questioned the shaman "What will I see"?.
"What you need to" he replied.
How vague,I think.
I really really hope he is a shaman;
The matchbook cover looked very legit.
"Thank you Lorenzo" I replied.
"Your spirit animal should show itself soon".
The effects of the shrooms were swift
Quickly I dissolved into the nether.
I was bathed in strange colors and smelled pancakes.
They were coming back up.
Hurling into the creek
The chunks transmogrified into fish.
I became one.
A fish chunk.
Could this be my spirit animal?
It was not,
nor was the large paw that tore me from the creek moments later.
It's teeth sank in and consumed me.
Would my guide be this bear?
The answer was no.
I journeyed through the stomach and intestines and was passed.
I knew it!
Bears do shit in the woods.
Spattered on the ground
I became grass.
Could my spirit animal be a plant?
Several weeks I rested there.
Until one day a creature came toward me and kissed me.
My soul absorbed into her lips and i was carried toward the creek.
Looking down into the ripples
I saw what my spirit animal was.
The llama.
I woke as soon as I saw this.
Springing to my feet I cried out "I'm a llama"."Lorenzo"!
"Lorenzo"?
My wallet lay open and empty.
My spirit animal was gone.

-Sky
If you like my poetry check out more at http://www.youvegottonefeckingkiddingme.or...

(See D_A One llama as promised )
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