Appetizers:

Pastor Pasta.............99cents
(spicy, extra crispy fried ravioli-like pasta pillows..loaded with surprise filling)

Hillary Rings..............99cents
(breaded & fried crisp on the outside, slimy inside)

Bill's BBQ Tongue......99 cents
(a little on the chewy side..sliced thin for those with dentures)

McCain's Nuggets......99 cents
(beer-battered & half-baked fish)

Salads:

Scranton Gal Salad......$5.00
(iceberg lettuce wedges, Kraft™ Catalina salad dressing, Bacos™, Land of Lakes™ cheese crumbles)

Cindy's Favorite Family Secret Salad....$10.00
(orange jell-o, shredded carrots, slivered celery, crushed pineapple)

Bubba's Best Salad........$11.99
( fresh spinach leaves on top, delicately sprinkled with organic feta cheese (looks positively healthy)
....underneath..iceberg lettuce, crumbled bacon, cheese, chunks of ham, diced boiled eggs, bathed in a hefty portion of Ranch Dressing..

Entrees:

Hillie, the Huntress, Mixed Grill..............$22.00
(varies from day to day, but whatever she's huntin', we're grillin'...served with sweet potatoes, radish-roses & Texas Toast)

Bill's Buffalo Burger..............................$22.00
(a big one... with all the fixins'..This one will really "buffalo you"...but good.. served with fries & cole slaw)

John's Asian Medley.............................$market rate*
(a tasty meal of rice*..sure to evoke memories of long ago.. contains vegetables, free-trade shrimp, and much more)

Desserts:

Hillary's Just Desserts Pudding................$5.00
(Tapioca with a sprinkling of bitter chocolate)


Bill's Big Banana.....................................$7.00(serves 2)
(ripe banana-gently simmered, coated with tasty brown sugar sprinkles, then bathed in honey...)whipped cream on request..

Mac's Mango Mash.................................$5.00
(Mashed mango, topped with Cool Whip)