Previous versions:

We're so much safer now! That's why we need to re-elect Bush/Cheney!
We're in so much danger now! That's why we need to re-elect Bush/Cheney!

We got surpluses -- that's why we need more tax cuts for the rich!
We got deficits -- that's why we need more tax cuts for the rich!

And now:

We must achieve victory! That's why we gotta stay in Iraq!
Hurray!! The surge worked!! That's why we gotta stay in Iraq!